We have a new microwave in the office. The tone when you push the buttons is extremely annoying.
The photocopier won't stop beeping because it is angry that it has nearly run out of cyan toner.
My co-worker must be very popular today, because she left her cell phone on her desk and the beeping, bleeping, and ridiculous ringtone are incessant!
There are at least 6 people in here all on the phone at once, yelling at the poor people on the other end of the line in order to hear themselves over everyone else!!!
THIS NOISE MUST STOP!
If this is some weird test from the universe to see how well I handle what many of my voice hearing clients experience every day then I fail. Miserably.