Good Advice

(my coworker, Ms. Calmtone on the phone with a client)
No, it’s pretty nice outside, I don’t think you’ll need a jacket.  Just a shirt…yes just a shirt…(long pause)…yes, please wear pants too!

At which point the whole office cracked up, because we had all tuned in.  Remarkably, Ms. Calmtone kept her cool until she hung up the phone.